THIS PAGE IS DEDICATED TO SHARING OUR LONG RESEARCHED WISDOM REGARDING HOW TO AVOID CONTACT AND THE EXCHANGE OF WORDS AS FAR AS POSSIBLE WITH THE HUMAN SPECIES.
HERMIT HACK #1: VOTE FOR THE ALMIGHTY MESSIAH. THIS IS THE SHIT, FOLKS. IT'S A PUTIN DEMOCRACY OR GABE DICTATORSHIP. THIS IS THE SHIT, FOLKS. LIFE OR DEATH. HEAVEN OR HELL. FREEDOM.....OR A HARDCORE TYRANNOUS CITY OF RUBBLE. AND BY THE WAY, THE SECOND OPTION IS WHAT GABE CAME DOWN FROM THE ROCKS OF JESUS TO DELIVER. AMEN, BROTHER. TRUCE. SIANARA SUCKERS.
HERMIT HACK #1: VOTE FOR THE ALMIGHTY MESSIAH. THIS IS THE SHIT, FOLKS. IT'S A PUTIN DEMOCRACY OR GABE DICTATORSHIP. THIS IS THE SHIT, FOLKS. LIFE OR DEATH. HEAVEN OR HELL. FREEDOM.....OR A HARDCORE TYRANNOUS CITY OF RUBBLE. AND BY THE WAY, THE SECOND OPTION IS WHAT GABE CAME DOWN FROM THE ROCKS OF JESUS TO DELIVER. AMEN, BROTHER. TRUCE. SIANARA SUCKERS.
HERMIT HACK #2
(IN CASE ANYONE COMES NEAR YOU)
STEP 1: THINK,
(IN CASE ANYONE COMES NEAR YOU)
STEP 1: THINK,
STEP 2: SCREAM,
And they should run. If they don't they a) are calling the police, or b) WANT TO BECOME A HOMIE YO (but in our long experience, this has never happened). Dem fuckers.
HACK #3
SHRED YOUR PHONE
THIS MEANS THAT WHISLT YOU ARE CONTEMPLATING DEATH IN A DARK CUPBOARD, NO ONE CAN FIND OR DISTURB THE SACRED PROCESS OF ENLIGHTENMENT.
https://www.shredstation.co.uk/?campaign=londongeo&gclid=CK3X4Y_io9ICFSEW0wodj74OZA
HERMIT HACK#4
BUY A LOT OF SHIT THAT SAYS,
ESPECIALLY HATS, CAUSE THE MORE HATS YOU HAVE, THE MORE SWAG YOU ARE.
MUGS THAT SAY "MOVE YOUR PIECE-OF-SHIT GARBAGE TRUCK OUT MY DRIVEWAY" ARE ALSO GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFTS TO WARD OFF IRRITATING FAMILY MEMBERS.
MUGS THAT SAY "MOVE YOUR PIECE-OF-SHIT GARBAGE TRUCK OUT MY DRIVEWAY" ARE ALSO GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFTS TO WARD OFF IRRITATING FAMILY MEMBERS.
HERMIT HACK #5