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RIGHT SO I WAS FINKING DAT WE SHOULD REALLY EXPLAIN WHY THE DUCK WE HAVE SUCH AN OBSESSION WIV GABE THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE: GABE IS THE GODLY BARTENDER EVERYTHING, FROM HIS SWAG WALK TO HIS CLOSET WHERE HE HIDES, TO BURNING DOWN STOOLS AND DESKS WHEN HE GETS PISEED, IS BADASS. SO WE HAVE DECIDED, IN THE INTERESTS OF EDUCATING OURSELVES, TO COMPILE A GABE HANDBOOK. PLEASE WAIT FOR UPDATE COMING PRESENTLY. ELLO SUCKERS
WE JUST ATE SHREDDED UP SPAGHETTI FOR LUNCH AND THUG NUMBER ONE JUST GOT A TETANUS BOOSTER AND IS DYING YEAH SO LISTEN UP YOU ASSHOLES WELCOME TO HARDCORE BOOT CAMP IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING, RIGHT NOW, TO DROP EVERYTHING AND DEVOTE YOURSELF TO THE FREAK WAY OF LIFE, THEN THIS ISN'T THE PLACE FOR YOU SO GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BUT IF YOU ARE READY, LIKE A ROB IN SHINING ARMOUR, THEN SADDLE UP FOR THE NEXT POST: GOD GOES CLUBBING LOVE YOU FELLOW FREAK SQUAD, OVER AND OUT P.S. REGISTER YOUR HOLY COMMENT BELOW TO VOCALISE YOUR VIEWS ON LAMPS PPS GABE IS THE STRONG MAN OF GOD YO |
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